💣 Mr Chirp's Week 11 Fantasy Football Hot Takes and a TREYFECTA

Welcome back, Chirp Fam! Mr Chirp is 1-0 in his Houdini Locks so far after I sweated out that Thursday Night Football UNDER SMACK!!

Today we’re talking week 11 fantasy football hot takes for your lineups to wax your opponents this weekend and a little recap of the Pats beatdown of the Jets.

Welcome to El Chirpo Gordo’s first fantasy football breakdown. The big bird is gonna give you guys 2 must starts at each position for your weekend matchups. These are all spicy ass takes that analysts aren’t going to give you. All players will be ranked higher than consensus. Let’s get straight to it.

Bo Nix (Expert Rank: 20 | Mr Chirp Rank: 8 🔥):

Nix is the QB6 on the season, but 18th in projected points on Sleeper this week against the Chiefs. After playing like dogshit last week in the worst TNF game in recent memory against the sorry ass Raiders, look for him to bounce back in a big way this week.

KC ranks 3rd last in QB completion percentage allowed this season and struggling to sack guys this year. Big dick Bo has been struggling to throw the rock the past 2 weeks, but should have plenty of time in the pocket this week against KC.

With JK Dobbins ruled out, and RJ Harvey unproven as the lead back, the Broncos might be forced to air it out against the Chiefs in the afternoon slate. Chirp daddy is projecting Nix to score 23 points this week, 5 more than his projection. Start him with confidence.

JJ McCarthy (Expert Rank: 13 | Mr Chirp Rank: 9 📈):

JJ has been struggling in real life for the Vikings as of late since he came back from his injury. Averaging only 195 over the last 2 weeks and with 3 INT’s to 3 TD’s, he should look to bounce back in a key division rivalry game against Da Bears.

McCarthy went god mode at the end of the week 1 matchup against Chicago throwing 2 TD’s and rumbling and stumbling down into the end zone for a rushing TD too. Experts aren’t giving JJ enough love coming into this rematch, and Mr Chirp is projecting him for 21 points this week in a must win for the Vikes who have lost 3 of 4.

Ashton Jeanty (Expert Rank: 9 | Mr Chirp Rank: 4 🫢):

Mr Jeanty has been up and down so far his rookie season. Mostly part to the Raiders being sorry as fuck on offense and Geno Smith being the worst off-season acquisition in the league. But this week will hit different for believers.

Ranked 13th on the season for RB’s in full PPR, also who the fuck is playing half PPR? Get that shit out of my face! Ashton has been struggling with his yards per carry this season, currently only 3.8 per clip.

Dallas is giving up 4.8 per carry and 143 per game so far this year. Vegas is only giving Jeanty 62 yards for this matchup but Mr Chirp thinks he’s going to explode for 102 and a TD while also getting 4 catches through the air. Give this man 24 points this week!

RJ Harvey (Expert Rank: 24 | Mr Chirp Rank: 15 🤯):

Mr Harvey has his TreVeyon Henderson moment chance this week with JK Dobbins out with an injury. Sleeper has him projected as the 22nd highest scoring RB this week, but I’m looking for him to sneak into a solid RB start this week.

The Chiefs defense is middle of the pack this year against the run. I’m expecting RJ to get a healthy mix of carries and catches this game for 16 total touches. If he can sneak a TD in there this week he should be locked in as an RB2 with upside.

Mr Chirp sees this dude going for 17 points in this one, 5 more than his projection. As long as Sean Payton doesn’t do some fuckery and turn this into a 3 headed backfield this game giving much needed touches to some sorry bums Harvey should see the bulk of the workload.

AJ Brown (Expert Rank: 18 | Mr Chirp Rank: 6 😵‍💫) VIBES PLAY OF THE WEEK!!:

Mr Chirp had to dig into his fucking bag for this one and put his nuts on the table. Everyone’s favorite diva WR AJ Brown has been boom and bust all season. There’s really no reason why this one should make sense as the Lions have a top 12 passing defense and are 4th in sacks.

Brown is going to get it fucking going this week and make all fantasy managers who put him in their lineup happy as hell for doing so. After saying after last weeks 3 point performance that we shouldn’t play him, he’s doing his best reverse psychology move.

This is the damn week that the Eagles start lighting it up on offense again. I’m expecting 3 TD’s from Hurts this game in a high octane battle versus Detroit. The vibes are right with this one, don’t fade it, AJ will go for 8-110-1 on his way to a 25 point game.

Christian Watson (Expert Rank: 44 | Mr Chirp Rank: 19 🫨):

The Giants allow the 10th most passing yards per game in the league right now. With Jameis at QB for the G-men it’s going to be a fucking shootout in New York this weekend.

The Packers have looked BAD since Tucker Kraft got injured for the season losing 2 straight and only putting up 13 points per game. Expect the offense to get back on track this weekend mostly through the run, but if someone’s gonna step up through the air expect Watson.

His snap percentage increased to 82 last week in his third game back from injury and I’m expecting him to catch a couple deep shots this week. Mr Chirp is putting his cheesehead hat on for this one and expects 5-98 on the day for Christian Watson.

Colston Loveland (Expert Rank: 16 | Mr Chirp Rank: 9 🤩):

Loveland has stepped up his output the past 2 weeks most notably with his walk off TD performance against the Bengals. Tight ends after the top 3 are a lottery bet at this point so why not the big dog to keep the momentum rolling against the Vikings?

Caleb Pretty Nails Williams has been looking his way more than ever the past 2 weeks and this dude loves playing on the road. Despite being top 8 in passing yards allowed on the season, the Vikes allow the 3rd most fantasy points to tight ends this year.

I just made that stat up but after what Loveland is about to do to them this weekend, they might creep up closer to that spot. Chirpy is projecting a healthy line of 4 catches for 72 yards for Loveland. A TD would just be the icing on the fucking cake.

AJ Barner (Expert Rank: 26 | Mr Chirp Rank: 11 😱):

This one is a dart throw for you fuckin degens who have no TE’s on your roster or desperately need a bye week spot start here. Barner has dougle digit fantasy points in 6 out of his 8 full games this season.

Bro doesn’t get much love through the air with Sammy D spoon feeding JSN every week, but the Rams are bottom 3rd in the league in passing yards allowed and with a healthy Barner on the field it’s time for him to get back into the end zone.

Pick up this dude off waivers and thank me later. Expect 3 catches for 40 yards and a TD.

We hit it fucking big with our first houdini lock of the day last night sweating out that Patriots Jets under. 1-0 on the season now, Mr Chirp is back again with another play for you degens.

Our pick for tomorrow’s college football slate is Texas +6.5 against the Georgia Bulldogs. Here me out here. On the road in Athens, one of the toughest places to play in the country, Texas NEEDS this win for any playoff consideration. I think they might even pull the upset here but the Chirp bird doesn’t have the marbles to lay the ML.

This one is quite simple. Texas’s offense is dogshit, but their defense is really fucking good. They’re 5th in the nation in sacks per game and 2nd in yards per rushing attempt allowed. Georgia relies heavily on the run game with 3 stud RB’s.

I don’t trust Gunner Stockton to get it done through the air. His stats have been padded this season with the YAC ability of the Georgia receivers. They throw a shit ton of passes close to the line of scrimmage and this dude is terrified of laying out the deep shot.

Expect Colin Simmons and Anthony Hill Jr. to clamp the Bulldogs all night and keep this one close. Plus, don’t discount the powers that be to try to give the Longhorns hope here so that they can get their popcorn ready for the Arch Manning media hype potential in the playoff as the redemption arc of the season.

The Pats Jets game was all about rookie running back TreVeyon Henderson breaking out for the 2nd week straight with their shitty bum of a starter Rhamondre Stevenson out with an injury.

Mike Vrabel has to sack the fuck up and let this momentum ride the rest of the season. Henderson popped off for 3 TD’s on the night, 2 on the ground and 1 through the air. He put up more yards after contact than total yards.

The Pats O-line still has a lot of holes to clean up, but the left side tandem of rookies Will Campbell and Jared Wilson are locking it the fuck down right now and building rapport with the whole offense.

Drake Maye is still looking like an MVP candidate after a masterclass performance throwing for 281 and a score and veteran WR Stefon Diggs is seriously the best offseason signing of anyone out there. Not only is he getting it done on the field, going for over 100 yards last night, but he looks like a true leader out there firing up the squad.

-Mr Chirp